I’m sitting here relaxed watching David Tennant in Des.
Absolutely best thing I’ve watched in ages.
Window is open
We here a loud splash.
Brian the cat has fallen in the canal chasing mice again.
Within a minute he’s out.
He comes bounding over the garden wall like a bloody racehorse.
Through window ginger cat dripping dirty canal water comes flying at me over back of the sofa..
Dripping wet…. He looks at me and drops a still live mouse on my boobs I’m wearing a sun dress.
Wet mouse crawls in-between my boobs .
Mavis the dog runs away.
I jump up mouse drops out of my dress onto sofa. It lies there stunned.
I’m swearing at knob head wet ginger cat.
I scoop the stunned mouse up.
With old towel.
He’s stopped moving.
Everywhere is soaking .
Brians so pleased with himself!
I’m reiking the mouse who it’s soon apparent is dead.
My hubby is laughing so much he’s crying..
Surreal moment of.
Is this really my bloody life!